In what could be known as the world's largest cock tease, the United States Men's National Team took a 2-0 lead into halftime against Brazil in the final game of the Confederations Cup. Landon Donovan's counter-attack goal off of a beautiful five touches put the U.S. up by two in the 26th minute and sent me into a text messaging frenzy. At the half, Lee Greenwood was blasting out of my stereo as I drove to the Tennessee border for some fireworks and more Budweiser. Then, the real U.S.A. showed up in the second half. Luckily, I blacked out somewhere near the 70th minute. I woke up hours later to see the 3-2 final. Piss.
U.S.A. Loses In U.S.A. Fashion. Piss.
In what could be known as the world's largest cock tease, the United States Men's National Team took a 2-0 lead into halftime against Brazil in the final game of the Confederations Cup. Landon Donovan's counter-attack goal off of a beautiful five touches put the U.S. up by two in the 26th minute and sent me into a text messaging frenzy. At the half, Lee Greenwood was blasting out of my stereo as I drove to the Tennessee border for some fireworks and more Budweiser. Then, the real U.S.A. showed up in the second half. Luckily, I blacked out somewhere near the 70th minute. I woke up hours later to see the 3-2 final. Piss.
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