All Praise Be To My 17 Year Old Students

The Horace Grant Halftime Report is finally making some noise in this volunteer universe they call blogging. Thousands of people with nothing important to do take time out of their busy day in their parent's basement to read my wisdom. But for the handful of you that were here from the beginning, you know I have one passion - teachers having sex with students. Mmmm... I'm getting all rowled up thinking about it. With that being said, I bring you the newest chapter in the book of pedophilia...

Heather Lynne Zeo is a Pennsylvania school teacher and more notably, a Christian music recording artist. Her mouth has touched the lives of many - mainly through song and praise, but also through fellatio at school and in a Target parking lot. Zeo was arrested on charges that she had a sexual relationship this spring with a male student on campus and at an off campus location. Police also said that she had internet chats about sex with the 17 year-old.

Heather's extremely creepy website claims that:

If you don't already have a personal relationship with Christ, this is the time to find your purpose in life! The Bible tells us that if we believe in our hearts and confess with our mouths...

Busted Coverage said it best: "Confess with our mouths? Prophetic."


"North Penn teacher accused of having sex with student"

Have I told you that I love Busted Coverage?