How To Get Kicked Out Of A Baseball Game... Again.

"How To Get Kicked Out Of A Baseball Game" put The Horace Grant Halftime Report on the map. The traffic on this site during that week was unbelievable. I thought to myself, how in the world could I ever continue this momentum and capitalize on the recognition? Hmmm...well, what the hell? Let's do it again.

You know the story: minor league game, $1 beers, heckling the left fielder, yadda yadda yadda. This is what it all led to this time. Now keep in mind, "#8 Sucks Ball + Cock" was legendary. Be fair in judging, there is no way it could be outdone. You can give Leonardo Da Vinci a blank canvas but there is still no re-creating the Mona Lisa. But, I bet he could drink a lot of draft beer and sling some paint around.

So, this is us getting drunk and creating another masterpiece. Only our canvas is a chain-linked fence in left field and our paint brush is empty plastic cups. Long live Thirsty Thursdays...