If we got anything out of the SEC Media days, it is this - Tim Tebow is a virgin, he always has been. According to Clay Travis, Tim Tebow said this today: "You know how when you grab a woman's breasts...it feels like...a bag of sand." Wait, wrong quote. He said: "I'm saving myself for marriage."Tim, you know what your problem is? You're putting the p*ssy on a pedestal. You are a Heisman winning quarterback at Florida. You should be getting boy band ass. Instead, you are like the Jonas brother that couldn't sing and dance but could run fast and throw a football. Step back and take a look at yourself, man. Those two National Championship rings are meaningless when you wear them on the same hand as your purity ring.
And what about this...
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How did you not... nevermind. Don't answer that. You are a disgrace to mankind, Timothy. Any respect I had for you just went out the window.
What do you think Mooj?
"Hey Tim, don't let him bother you man. It's okay not to have sex. Not everybody's a p*ssy magnet. You,...uh,...what are you, a freshman?
"I'm a senior."
"Holy shit man, you got to get on that!"
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