After spending my Saturday morning filling up 15 cans of gas and loading up 5 generators to send back to my parents to stay alive, I realized that this ice storm sucks. My hometown was featured on Good Morning America due to the damage all over town (Imagine being on life-support through a 5000 watt generator from Home Depot). It's been a rough and cold week for the area but tomorrow we've got that football game they play between GoDaddy commercials. I don't know about you but I've got my "What The F#%k Blanket" ready to go for a fine weekend of sports. You better believe I'm staying warm while holding a baby and telling a racist joke. I might even read in broad daylight. (Might be the lack of sleep, but, I absolutely love this video.)
Can't We Just Pay Him To Jump Off A Bridge?
Ever wonder why foreign countries are always burning American flags in protest? It's because we allow assholes like this to post things on the internet. True story. But back to this jumping off a bridge thing. The guy DID say he would entertain by performing a stupid dare. Sounds fair to me.Credit: Cracked.com
Tails Never Fails
That guy thats always on ESPN2 at 4am and kinda looks like Tiger Woods is going balls to the wall for the Super Bowl. While I spread my $20 bets across the props sheet, Phil Ivey is throwing down $1,000,000 on a single bet. Holy shit man, I thought I enjoyed gambling. Some say I drop more coin on football games than Michael J. Fox at a parking meter but this is just ludicrous. Ivey refuses to say who he took but I'm guessing he went straight for the coin toss. Betting 7 figures on the spread would be too nerve-racking and only lead to a late, meaningless field goal to break your heart. The coin toss gets straight to the point and avoids all of the drama. Tails never fails, Phil. Good luck.
Top 5 Reasons Why I Love Hating Pittsburgh
1.) "The White and The Plastic Ivories (We Aint Got Kire)"
2.) The Terrible ShamWow
3.) Creepy Families With YouTube (Incest?)
4.) This Girl
5.) Jeff Reed's Douchery
Romo Loves His Offensive Line
I can't tell if this is Tony Romo's woman or if his offensive tackle Marc Colombo stood in for her at the 99.9 KISS Country Chili Cookout in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida. Either way, it's not attractive. Hopefully, she saved some chili for everyone else. How do you mess this up? Then again, how do you mess this up?
[F-Listed]
Why didn't we have Youtube in high school?
Just think, this guy gives better analysis than a third of the ESPN Gameday crew!
El Borracho's 2009 NFL Mock Draft (#1-10)
The 2009 NFL Draft is only three months away and everyone seems to think they have it figured out. I'm already tired of hearing Mel Kiper's analysis on the draft, so I thought to myself- if he can do it, why can't I? So, I decided to join in on the action. Here is the official HG Halftime Report 2009 NFL Mock Draft. It appears that I don't see it the same way Kiper does but I believe that I have some solid picks. Here are the first ten...
#1.) Detroit Lions: Willie Beaman - QB (Miami Sharks) 
After taking over for the injured Jack Rooney, Willie Beaman proved to be a headcase for the Miami Sharks. Beaman caused tension between coaches and teammates, frequently changed the playcall, and even asked out the team owner's daughter. Then, late in the season, Beaman completely turned it around and became the team leader. Coach Tony D'Amato and injured Jack Rooney managed to channel Beaman's energy and convert him into a top-notch QB. The Lions are in desperate need for a playmaking quarterback and I believe that while in Detroit, Willie can "keep the ladies creamin' and the fans' screamin'. He's Willie Beaman..."
#2.) St. Louis Rams: Billy Bob - OT (West Canaan H.S.)
After taking over for the injured Jack Rooney, Willie Beaman proved to be a headcase for the Miami Sharks. Beaman caused tension between coaches and teammates, frequently changed the playcall, and even asked out the team owner's daughter. Then, late in the season, Beaman completely turned it around and became the team leader. Coach Tony D'Amato and injured Jack Rooney managed to channel Beaman's energy and convert him into a top-notch QB. The Lions are in desperate need for a playmaking quarterback and I believe that while in Detroit, Willie can "keep the ladies creamin' and the fans' screamin'. He's Willie Beaman..."
Steve Spagnuolo said in his introductory press conference that he wants to really emphasize the running game. Also, Orlando Pace is still under contract for three more years. I don't know if he'll last that long, but he'll at least be back for 2009. Billy Bob can fill that left side tackle spot alongside Pace next season. Billy Bob suffered a near career ending concussion last season but managed to play through the pain while blocking for all-state quarterback Lance Harbor and then backup Jonathon "Mox" Moxon.
#3.) Kansas City Chiefs: Shane Falco - QB (Washington Sentinels)
After a league-wide strike from contract negotiations sent first string QB Eddie Martel to the house, Falco revived his career that many were considering to be over. Prior to the resurgence, Falco was nicknamed "Footsteps" for his nervousness and fear of the blitz after his lackluster performance in the 1996 Sugar Bowl with Ohio State. But after stepping into the starting role under new coach Jimmy McGinty, Falco led the Sentinels to a championship season. Now that Pioli is in as GM in Kansas City, he needs a fresh face to step in to revive the Chiefs franchise. I think Shane Falco is just the man to do it. I just don't know where he can park that houseboat.
#4.) Seattle Seahawks: Rod Tidwell - WR (Arizona)
There is no doubt in Rod Tidwell's game. He will show you the endzone if you show him the money. This is an easy decision for Seattle right here. Bobby Engram, 36, will be hitting free agency. Deion Branch, who is always hurt, could be a cap casualty. Nate Burleson stinks and is coming off a torn ACL. The rest of the wideouts are terrible. If the Seahawks don't address the position, they can have fun struggling offensively next year. Or, they can just SHOW HIM THE MONEY!
#5.) Cleveland Browns: Earl Meggert - RB (Allenville Penitentiary)
Meggert has the speed and agility to be a franchise back in the NFL. Character issues are the only question mark. With the season that the Browns just had, new head coach Eric Mangini needs to roll the dice and draft this potential playmaker. Look out AFC North, here comes the boom (boom) y'all don't really want it now.
#6.) Cincinnati Bengals: Jimmy Dix - QB (Los Angeles Stallions)
With Carson Palmer's banged up knee, the Cincinnati quarterback situation is up in the air. I think Jimmy Dix is the perfect fit for the Bengals system. Dix has been out of the league on a four year suspension for gambling on his own team but he will be eligible for the 2009 season. After the recent death of his stripper girlfriend, Dix assisted in the investigation and claims that he has turned his life around. Do we believe him? No. He's a troublemaker. But, it's the Bengals. They still have Chris Henry on the roster.
Becky O'Shea aka "The Icebox" is one of the few versatile players in this year's draft. She is a perfect fit for Oakland as she is just a hard nosed player with football in her blood. Her father Danny coached her Little Giants Peewee football squad to a win in the championship game over the powerhouse rival Cowboys, coached by Becky's heisman winner uncle, Kevin O'Shea. If Junior Floyd and "Hot Hands" are available later in the draft, could we see the "Annexation of Puerto Rico" in Oakland?
#8.) Jacksonville Jaguars: Bobby Boucher - LB (Louisiana Cougars)
The Jacksonville Jaguars defense is struggling. They were plagued by injury all season long and then came the infamous Mike Peterson/Jack Del Rio drama. Peterson is most likely on his way out, therefore, Boucher is on his way in. I don't see how they could go in any other direction if Boucher is still on the board here. The hard hitting linebacker is a perfect fit for the Del Rio system.
#9.) Green Bay Packers: Boobie Miles - RB (Permian H.S.)
A torn ACL that ended his senior year is the only thing holding Boobie Miles back from being the #1 overall pick of the draft. If he falls to #9, Green Bay will be all over him to compliment the already established passing offense. Miles was considered arrogant and cocky as a youngster but many believe that the injury has sparked Boobie's determination and focus.
#10.) San Francisco 49ers: Ronnie "Sunshine" Bass - QB (T.C. Williams)
The Mike Singletary era in San Fran officially begins in 2009 and what better way to start it off than by bringing in California native Ronnie Bass. Bass has the best arm out of all the movie quarterbacks and he is a pure pocket passer. Surround him with a good offensive line and lookout for a breakout rookie season as "Sunshine" will feel right at home in the Sunshine state.
You've got to be kidding me
President Obama got his first taste of the White House press corp buzz saw during a meet and greet Thursday evening. When confronted with-holy shit -an actual question, Obama became tighter than Michael Vick's asshole in the shower room. President Obama stated publicly during the election that he would impose tougher regulations on lobbyists if elected. Super! Except for the fact that his nominee for Deputy Defense Secretary was A FUCKING LOBBYIST! No surprise here, another politician not worth his weight in shit. But what really gets my cock in a twist is how pissed off Obama gets when someone calls him out on it. What kind of an asshole reporter would dare point out such an obvious incongruity from someone who wouldn't shut the fuck up about change for eighteen months. But at least the President is into fisting, and that's something we can all be proud of in an elected official.
Icing Ankles, Taping Fingers, and Sucking Cock
It's official, I'm going back to high school. After the Perverted Awesomeness of Brittany Sumrall Johnson, I now introduce to you 23 year old Hope Jacoby. Jacoby, an athletic trainer at Tustin High School (Calif.), was arrested on suspicion of oral copulation of a minor and unlawful sex with a minor. This story originally broke out last month but I could not find it anywhere in me to believe it. Now, more details have surfaced as the trial has begun. According to police, "the two had sex in the defendant's car and at her San Jaun Capistrano home on several occassions between Jan 1 and Dec 19 of last year." It is reported that the boy was between 14 - 17 years old. It has not officially been reported that the boy messed up the best thing that will ever happen to him by running his mouth, but, I will go ahead and put that in writing. Unfortunately, the overly friendly athletic trainer is now facing 8 years in prison. What a shame. What a hot piece of shame. 
[LA Times: Tustin High School Athletic Trainer Arrested On Sex Charges]
Did anyone's athletic trainer in high school look like this? Maybe I attended the wrong school. Thanks to the worldwide web, I just found a picture of my high school athletic trainer. I know that picture seems too funny to be real but that is 100% real. Could he look any creepier? Laugh it up. I'm pissed.
Putting The Go In Go Cats
To most of the bluegrass, Go Cats is just a phrase of support for the Kentucky Wildcats. To me it is a way of life, a valediction, and the name (one word- Gocats) of my first born child. To Paul Miller Ford of Lexington, it is the 2009 Rich Brooks Edition F-150. I never thought it was possible but I think someone has finally gone Cats just a little too far. Paul Miller is releasing three 2009 F-150 Crew Cab trucks to be sold as the Rich Brooks Edition. The vehicles will be for sale on 1/23 as a tribute to the first, second, and third bowl wins. The truck features a UK paint scheme, Rich Brooks signature decals, 22 inch chrome wheels, and a built-in GPS system that will only lead you to Nashville.
Poor Choice Of Words, CNN
Hmmmm. Mmmkay. Might be just a bit too soon. They haven't even been in the White House for 24 hours. Let's let them get comfortable before exposing their sexual prowess.
Kerry Collins To Rehab The Pro Bowl
The greatest quarterback in the history of quarterbacks and my personal hero, Kerry Collins, is heading to Hawaii. Starter Brett Favre and first reserve Phillip Rivers both declined the trip making way for second reserve Kerry Collins. My hard work (I created nearly 650 Hotmail accounts so I could vote more than once a week) has paid off. Now, go out there and show them why you should've been there in the first place. See you in Nashville in '09? Please?
Famous African Americans: The Forgotten Pioneer
Racial integration in sports has been a hot topic this week. If I had a dollar for every time my television mentioned Jackie Robinson, Jim Brown, Tony Dungy, or Muhammad Ali, I could start my own negro league franchise. Don't get me wrong, these men deserve to be celebrated, but, let me introduce to you a man that has not received such praise. Meet the first black character in a video game. He has no name. He has no recognition. No HBO specials or comparisons to our new President. Just a black man that stood up for what he believed in. In 1979, he ignored the racial barriers and entered the yellow and pink colored video game world via Atari 800's "Basketball." Today, we salute you, first black video game character. You may have been forgotten but your accomplishment will no longer be ignored.
Time To Barack Out With Your Cock Out
What appeared to be the greatest day of everyone's lives (except mine) is finally over. Barack Obama is officially the President of the United States. In case you missed the exciting, action-packed, long, drawn out coverage, here is the HG Halftime Report recap:1.) The Chief Justice absolutely butchered the oath. (Blatant sabotage? I think so.) You've got one job. How do you mess that up?
2.) Obama definitely "threw some D's on it". Caddy One has been appropriately nicknamed "The Beast"
3.) 27,500 screen-printed Hanes Beefy T's featuring Martin Luther King and Barack Obama's faces were sold along Pennsylvania Avenue. Prices ranged from $20 per t-shirt to "I don't have $20 on me, how 'bout $10?"
4.) Senator Ted Kennedy had a seizure at the luncheon. That's not a joke. He really did.
5.) George W. Bush was sent off with respect: The one finger salute and "Nah, nah, nah, nah, hey heyy goodbye." Grow up people.
6.) Numerous references were made to "Hope" and "Change". Or maybe I just heard D.C.'s street bums hoping for change. Either way, these two words are way too played out.
7.) The stock-market took a 332 point nose-dive during the ceremony. The ball's in your court now, B-Rock
8.) Total expenses for the inauguration are estimated to be around $150 million. Obama was seen pouring Cristal out for the economy while bumping Young Jeezy's "My President Is Black" through the 24 karat gold amplifiers.
9.) Nick Cannon DJ'd the Neighborhood Ball. The Red Team took the belt after Joe Biden rap battled Mikey Day in the final Wild Style
10.) Yes we can! Yes we can! I still don't know what this means but it's very motivating.
Congratulations to the 2009 NFC Champion Arizona Cardinals!!!
None of the 16 analysts on ESPN.com picked you to go to the Super Bowl! Even worse, only two picked you to win your own division. In the fucking NFC West!?! Just have Erin Andrews draw random teams from a hat and save us the trouble.
Rob Thomas Has The Voice Of An Angel
As Willis McGahee lay motionless after being completely JACKED UP by Pittsburgh's Ryan Clark, I began to write my RIP/obituary post. I was positive he was dead. Both teams knelt around the corpse in prayer as if to celebrate the life of McGahee. But then, by some act of God, Santana's timeless hit, "Smooth" featuring Rob Thomas began to play throughout Heinz Field. I was surprised to hear it at first. I thought to myself, how inappropriate? No class at all. However, I was unaware of the healing powers that the song possesses. Shortly after the song ended, it was announced that Willis was speaking and had movement in his limbs. One can only assume that this "movement" was the air guitar and "speaking" was actually: "gimme your heart, make it real, or let's forget about it..."
Your 2009 AFC Champion
The Pittsburgh Steelers beat the Baltimore Ravens and they didn't even need a bad call this time to do it. Troy Polamalu took an interception to the house with four minutes left to seal the 23-14 victory. Baltimore turned the ball over three times in three minutes to ruin all hopes of a comeback. This game was full of soon-to-be-Youtubed hits including one that most likely ended Willis McGahee's career. It's going to be exciting to watch Polamalu and the Steelers defense against the Cardinal's explosive offense led by Kurt Warner's Lord and Savior. Congratulations Steeler Nation, I still hate you.
The Eagles Are Super Bowl Bound
Philadelphia won the NFC Championship today beating the Arizona Cardinals 32-25. Donovan McNabb took the MV... wait... Arizona won? Seriously? But Arizona sucks, right? Well, excuse me, the Cardinals defeated the Eagles 32-25 today. I was at the Kentucky/Mississippi State women's basketball game (don't ask) and didn't catch any of the action. In fact, I'm going to double check my sources on this score. Gotta be a mistake. More to come...
Free Money Results
I had a pretty successful Saturday. I assumed that you threw a couple grand on my picks and now you're looking to upgrade from that Daewoo Lanos into that new Bentley coupe. If you didn't get a chance to read the Duke-G'Town prediction, I suggest that you scroll down and check that out (I picked the push). I don't mean to toot my own horn but toot toot. Look for more gambling posts in the future as I will see to it that you retire early and move out of that double wide.
The Ten Worst Songs Of 2008
Trying to discern the worst songs of 2008 is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube with your feet. However, after careful thought, here are the 10 worst songs of 2008."Something in Your Mouth" Nickelback
Read that title back to yourself. Out loud. Feel like a dumbass yet? Now imagine being in a conference room at a major, multi-million dollar record label and giving the green light to a song called "Something in Your Mouth". This sounds like a game I had to play at my uncle's barbeque twelve years, five months, and fourteen days ago.
"Burn It to the Ground" Nickelback
I couldn't help but notice that the chords to this song sound suspiciously like the first song on this list, "Something in Your Mouth". It's almost like Nickelback recycles the same sound with varying degrees of ass-like lyrics. That being said, I can't crucify this song too much. The whole premise revolves around drinking a lot and that's something we can all be proud of: Unless you're a member of MADD or something.
"Gotta Be Somebody" Nickelback
I would rather swim in a pool of used medical equipment than to ever hear this song again.
"I'd Come for You" Nickelback
There should be laws against songs like this. And not just laws where the punishment is being put in jail, I'm talking maritime laws where the offender is tied to a mast and flogged to death.
"Next Go Round" Nickelback
No.
"Just to Get High" Nickelback
This little power ballad deals with losing someone you love to drugs. I suppose in a way the song is supposed to warn others of the dangers drugs can cause, which is ironic because after listening to it I'm considering shooting up some weapons-grade heroin. You know, once my mom's finished.
"Never Gonna Be Alone" Nickelback
Leaves a worst taste in my mouth than a date with your sister
"S.E.X." Nickelback
Believe it or not, this song actually deals with the escalating situation in the Gaza Strip. Just kidding, it's about sexual intercourse.
"If Today Was Your Last Day" Nickelback
I really think if given the chance I could talk these guys into stop making such awful music. Then maybe I could I convince the tide to turn back and my dead grandfather and I would sail the seven seas in a boat made of sugar.
"This Afternoon" Nickleback
In listening to this song on Youtube I can’t help noticing some of the comments. There’s really nothing I can add about this song that this brave Internet soul already hasn’t…
Youtube member "Benchen" revised lyrics: You better suck on if im suckin on. Cuz well be suckin each other off till 6 in the mornin. Nothing wrong with dicks up my ass all night long. tough to put my pants on. doesnt matter when youd rather take it in the ass all day long. This is more befitting a nickelback song, seein as their GAY!
It's sad that the lyrical craftsmanship in a Youtube comment eclipses that of the actual band.
The 7 Most Embarrassing Names In Sports History
Rusty Kuntz at #5? What a screwjob. I guess the BCS voters had a say in this one. Pete Lacock tops the list.[The 7 Most Embarrassing Names In Sports History]
HG's Honorable Mention: Harry Colon (formerly of the Lions)
Free Money (Saturday CBB Picks)
It's 11:00 am, I'm off work today, I just cracked beer number two, and College Gameday has got me in the mood to generate some income. I've been on a break from gambling but today's lineup provided an itch that I need to Syracuse (-4)
Notre Dame had their asses handed to them at Louisville on Monday. I expect the same to happen at the Carrier Dome. The Harangody hype is getting old. McAlarney can shoot the lights out but I see a good game out of Johhny Flynn for the Orange. Cleveland State isn't walking through that door.
Northern Iowa (+6.5)
Betting on mid-majors is what I do. I can't explain it. Tiger Woods plays golf, Dale Earnhardt Jeff Gordon drives fast, R.L. Stine writes classics, and I pick mid-major winners. It's in my blood. The public is all over Drake, especially at home. However, the public does not possess the gift that I have been blessed with. Northern Iowa covers for sure, I even went as far as taking them to win. Sit back and watch my greatness.
Pittsburgh (+2)
Pittsburgh (+2)
Louisville is looking to make it three straight wins over ranked opponents. Pitt is undefeated and ranked numero uno. I think Pitt takes this one on the road. Earl Clark hasn't had a tough matchup all year. Pitt is a tough defensive team and they will give him trouble. Louisville is struggling from deep and from what I've seen, they are about 9% from the foul line in the second half. Somardo Samuels will get in early foul trouble and Pitt will dominate the boards. Pitt is just an all around good squad this year. Combine all these factors, ignore them, and then consider the fact that I just absolutely hate Louisville... Pitt to win.
Georgetown/Duke (+9/-9)
I've changed my mind on this game five times in the past half hour. That usually means stay away. My initial reaction was to take the Hoyas. They beat UConn on the road and...wait, I think I like Duke. Yeah, I like Duke. Duke is #3 and I think they are still underrated. They are extremely quick and have been playing phenominal defense. If they can shoot the ball well, they will cover. For G'Town, staying out of jail Greg Monroe is the X factor. With that being said, I am taking Georgetown. 9 is a lot of points to give up. But, Duke is good. So I'm gonna go with Duke. Can you just bet on a push? This number is killing me. I'm just going to bet Duke -9 and Georgetown +9. You pick a side, I'm taking the middle.
Also...
Clemson (-2)
Two undefeated ACC teams. Going to be a close game. Clemson takes it at home.
Evansville (-11)
Another mid-major. Another winner. It's all purple in this one.
Arkansas (+10.5)
This one just seems a little too high. Plus, I hate Florida.
What Have You Done For Me Lately?
John Gruden fell victim to the recently accepted "Hey, Let's Fire The Head Coach" trend. Gruden falls into the WTF category of coach firings along with Mike Shanahan. After winning the Super Bowl in his first season as head coach, Gruden hasn't done a whole lot outside of making those axe murderer faces for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Tampa went 0-4 down the stretch this year to knock themselves out of the playoffs after holding the lead in the division. Gruden is the 107th NFL head coach to be fired this offseason. Damn economy is just forcing layoffs left and right.
My Son Can Beat Up Your Son
Every father pursues the real American dream: Son dominates little league, attends college for one year, goes first in the draft, and signs endorsements with every company imaginable. Then, dad cashes the check, retires, buys a Hummer, goes to all of the games, divorces mom, and dates son's cheerleader friends. I dream about it, you dream about it- we all dream about it. Well, Todd Gerleman isn't fucking around with the American dream. Gerleman, 44, of Badassville, was arrested for giving his 14 year old son steroids. Yes, you read that correctly. Not extra-strength Flinstone vitamins, steroids. The young phenom ratted out his pops after officers found a syringe and 105 pills in the boy's bedroom. Why were officers in the boy's bedroom, you ask? Well, they were there because the boy just assaulted his mother. Todd, holy shit, man. You're an inspiration to dads everywhere. Most choose to coach the kid's team and make sure his son is the star. Others spend ridiculous amounts of money on camps and private lessons. Todd Gerleman, you just upped the ante. Todd Gerleman just challenged your kid to catch that ball over the middle: "Helmet to helmet? It's flag football let 'em play. That tattoo? I signed for it." I bet the poor boy has a five-pound weight strapped to his Wii remote. When asked about the relationship between him and his father, the boy responded: "Is Spike mistaken? Icebox a girl? SPIKE DON'T PLAY WITH GIRLS!"
"Spike's in hell. Spike's in Pee-Wee HELL!"
Oh, You Want A Playoff Post? FINE!
So I didn't make a post about the NFL playoffs. Well, here. Here is your damn post. Ya happy? It's all I got. This is my playoff recap. Soak it in. Have a nice f------ day.
Lebron To Leave The Cavs? For The Browns?
Bo Jackson. Deion Sanders. Lebron James. Lebron flirts with the idea of the NFL as he continues to toy with the city of Cleveland's emotions. I don't know what these photos are from, most likely a ridiculous promo, but I do know that Lebron at tight end would be a difficult matchup.
Perverted Awesomeness
Brittany Sumrall Johnson is the girl's basketball coach at Kilbourne High School in Louisiana. She is 26 years old and she teaches English. She is married and has one child. Oh yeah, she also enjoys sending messages to her students. Just nice, innocent messages. Ya know, messages to a 14 year old boy asking for sex. Would you like to read one of the messages? Of course you would:"And oh my gosh did u look hot! I can’t wait 4 u 2 play varsity
(so) we can hook up on the bus on the way hom lol!,”;
“oh yea and in the closet, I so wanted to grab you and pull u in there
and shut that door and take full advantage of you...”;
and “has anyone ever told u that u have a fine ass and body?”
Move over lingerie football, I have a new fantasy: School teacher, school bus, sexual predator, statutory rape, high school basketball. Why didn't anything like this happen to me in high school? And why are people acting like this boy is a victim? He may be a victim of excessive high fiving but in no way, shape, or form is he a victim of lude activity. Hold your head up high kid and make that varsity team. Now, I'm off to find apartments in the Kilbourne school district. I still have a couple of years of high school basketball eligibility left.
[Busted Coverage] **more pictures**
Dungy Continues To Break Racial Barriers
Two years ago, Tony Dungy became the first black coach to win a Super Bowl. Well on Monday, Tony Dungy tore down another racial barrier as he became the first black coach to retire as head coach from the Indianapolis Colts in 2009. Wipes teardrops from cheek. It did not take long for the Colts to find a guy capable of saying run or pass and then watching Peyton Manning do all the work as Dungy will be replaced by long time assistant Jim Caldwell. What's next for Coach Dungy? Look for the first black football analyst with freckles that coached Peyton Manning to be all over your television sets in 2009.
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