Holy Taco has put together a gallery of people getting hit in the face with balls (SFW). If this doesn't suit your fancy, here is a gallery of Savannah and Angel getting hit in the face with balls. (NSFW). Enjoy, whichever you choose.
Balls Hitting People In The Face
Holy Taco has put together a gallery of people getting hit in the face with balls (SFW). If this doesn't suit your fancy, here is a gallery of Savannah and Angel getting hit in the face with balls. (NSFW). Enjoy, whichever you choose.
U.S.A. Loses In U.S.A. Fashion. Piss.
In what could be known as the world's largest cock tease, the United States Men's National Team took a 2-0 lead into halftime against Brazil in the final game of the Confederations Cup. Landon Donovan's counter-attack goal off of a beautiful five touches put the U.S. up by two in the 26th minute and sent me into a text messaging frenzy. At the half, Lee Greenwood was blasting out of my stereo as I drove to the Tennessee border for some fireworks and more Budweiser. Then, the real U.S.A. showed up in the second half. Luckily, I blacked out somewhere near the 70th minute. I woke up hours later to see the 3-2 final. Piss.
Shaq Calls Out YouTube Sensation
Shaq has challenged this guy to a game of horse for $1,000. I think it would be a lot easier if Shaq just sent him a grand via Western Union and saved his time. Behind the back shots are about all he has but it will be enough to beat Shaq. Or he could always just shoot free throws.
Horace Grant Halftime Report's NBA Draft Coverage
Following the NBA Draft live through Rec-Specs... 1.) LAC - Blake Griffintaker
What's up with the purple and black? I was waiting for the lights to go out and a 10 bell salute as they announced the pick. I think that the Clippers are an early favorite in the West now that they have the power of the urn.
2.) MEM - Hasheem Thabeet (Straight From A Ma$e Video Shoot)
I don't like Thabeet at all. Yeah, he can block shots, but absolutely no offensive ability or potential to improve. He has bust written all over him. You just can't see it because he is wearing a radioactive suit.3.) OKC - James Harden
Love this pick, I had it on my Mock Draft. Loved the bowtie too. He rolled the dice with it but I think he pulled it off. Will it hold up in five years when we look back on this year's fashion?
4.) SAC - Tyreke Evans
He probably didn't take his own ACT. I'm just saying...
5.) MIN - Ricky Rubio
The next person to call this guy Pistol Pete is getting punched in the dick. I bet he is the next Jason Williams (the white pothead, not the black guy that can't ride a bike). Oh, and does he look like the kid from Doogie Howser or is it just me? 6.) MIN - Jonny Flynn
"His dad is a preacher, he goes to church every Sunday. But Jonny is here with us right now." I didn't get that one at all Stu.
7.) GS - Sonya Curry's Son 
The things I would do...
8.) NYK - Jordan Hill
Is anyone else tired of pro drafts being held in NYC? They would boo their own mother right after she got picked by the Single Mothers On Welfare in the Guido Draft
9.) TOR - DeMar DeRozan
"You're gonna love the public transit system in Toronto." Yeah, I'm sure he is stoked.
10.) MIL - Brandon Jennings
This guy is way too cocky. I really hope to see him in the D League
11.) NJ - Terrence Williams
I guaranteed T-Will Wednesday night that he would be a Pacer. Damn. It was a complete guess but he would've sent a jersey had I been right. Oh well, GO CATS.
12.) CHA - Gerald Henderson
A Dukie in a Tar Heel organization? Who'd Michael lose a bet to?
Ok, it's Thursday night. I love the blog and all but it's time to close the laptop and open the Pabst Blue Ribbon. We'll continue this tomorrow...
R.I.P. Michael Jackson
In honor of the late MJ, here is an exclusive video of Michael Jackson going one-on-one with Michael Jordan. MJ vs. MJ. Enjoy and R.I.P. Michael Jackson.
Clippers On The Clock: Blake Griffin or Jared?
The consensus #1 pick, Blake Griffin, may no longer be the consensus #1 pick after dropping a game of S.U.B.W.A.Y. to that Jared guy in New York City. Will the Los Angeles Clipper re-think their pick and go with the Reggie Miller loving sharpshooter from Indianapolis?
"Smash and Dash" File For Divorce
Tennessee's "Smash and Dash" (not to be confused with Carolina's "Identity and Theft") are going through a rocky divorce after Chris Johnson's recent comments about a split:"I have to be my own guy, so no more Smash and Dash, that was last year. "Every Coach's Dream", that's me. Because they say every team has its own identity. I feel for me, I can't be noticed as a group any more. I am my own guy.''
Lendale White got word of Dash's new identity and fired back at his "little brother":
"You know the little brother who always falls off his bike, and the big brother comes in and shows you how to ride it? Eventually the little brother learns how to ride it, but that one time they slip up and bust their head and they forget what big brother taught him," White said. "We're going to have to go back in the lab and figure things out and then we'll definitely be hearing an apology out of my younger brother. ... But I guess it's now 'Smash and I'm Going to Whoop His ... ' We'll talk."
I love the way these two go at it. They've been throwing shots at each other since C.J. first arrived in Nashville. They both seem like funny guys, but not quite like Jeff Fisher's comments after hearing about the newly coined "Every Coach's Dream":
"Every coach’s dream? With a few exceptions: playing the bongos, fumbling the ball and getting hurt in the playoff game.".... " I’m sure they’ll come up with something else, Dumb and Dumber or something."
Shaq Is Offically A Cavalier
The Cleveland Cavaliers have reached an agreement in principle to acquire Phoenix Suns center Shaquille O’Neal, multiple sources involved in the talks told Yahoo! Sports late Thursday night. Cleveland will send Ben Wallace, Sasha Pavlovic, the 46th pick in Thursday’s draft and cash to the Suns for O’Neal. [Yahoo! Sports]Mike Brown is on the hot seat so how about this - Pat Riley to Cleveland. BOOM! You heard it here. Anyway, good luck to the rest of the NBA. Lebron James is about to get his ring. Then, we'll start the "can he win it without Shaq" debate and watch him spend another eight years trying to win it on his own. Sound familiar?
Twitter Tells Me Shaq Is A Cavalier
The deal is done according to Stephen A. Smith's Twitter - so who really knows? Smith's "sources" are claiming the Shaquille O'Neal to the Cleveland Cavaliers deal is official. I don't like Stephen A. (please shut the hell up man) nor do I know who his sources are. I just wanted to break it before ESPN because we all know that I am wayyyy better at sports coverage. Suck it "worldwide leader".
Allen Iverson And Friends Get "Kanye'd"
Allen Iverson - "Press Hop" (ft. Mora, Green, Namath, Gundy, & T.O.)
Image Of The Week
Turning 21 means going to bars. Going to bars, sometimes, means going hogging. Greg Oden is no exception.[Busted Coverage]
Meet Carmen Granata
Carmen Granata, 23, was issued a noise violation after a friend stepped outside of her house during a party to make a phone call at 4 a.m. The excessive noise ticket, a misdemeanor, led to a 30 day sentencing in jail. Now, meet Dante Stallworth.
Dante Stallworth got drunk and killed a guy. Donte Stallworth was also sentenced to 30 days in jail.
Moral of the story:
If you have guests over, make sure the "Stanky Legging" is kept to a minimum and your friends absolutely, for any reason, DO NOT stand on your porch to make a phone call. I know they are probably just checking in with their parents and want to get away from the loud music, but you have to put your foot down - NO PHONE CALLS! However, if they want to drive home after drinking at your party, just make sure they don't kill anyone and you should be fine.
"WR Stallworth pleads guilty, gets 30 days in jail" [AP Press via Yahoo Sports]"30 Days For Cell Phone Call" [MyCrimeSpace.com]
Guy Gets Beat Up By Tranny Girl
This video is an interview with Chris "Cyborg" Santos, the #1 female MMA fighter in the world, who is preparing for her upcoming bout with Gina Carano. The video is pretty boring until about the 4:40 mark when "Cyborg" chokes out the interviewer. It's a good thing I wasn't interviewing her. I would've kicked her ass as soon as she came at me. Plus, she attacks him from behind. Who does that? Chris "Cyborg" Santos, I'm officially challenging you to a fight. You know how to reach me. Let's do this! BOOM!
MartyBTV Tours The New Dallas Cowboys Statium
Dallas Cowboys tight end, Martellus Bennett, takes us on a tour through the Cowboys' new 1.5 billion dollar stadium. This place has it all, including a $14 BBQ sandwich, ostrich leather seats, platinum railing, sesame seed buns, and the world's largest HDTV. Check it out.
The Pittsburgh Penguins Championship Parade: The New NFL Combine
375,000 people sat around waiting for the Pittsburgh Penguins to parade through town with the Stanley Cup. One of them got bored and decided to throw a football like 7 miles into a window. Denver Broncos, take note.
Just watched it again. Was he on his knees???
Jodie Meeks Hates Kentucky
...well, if you ask many in the Big Blue Nation, he does. Meeks decided to stay in the NBA Draft today and take his chances even though he was not guaranteed a first round pick. The Bluegrass has been in a frenzy since the decision and I've seen numerous Cat fans on comment and message boards bashing Meeks' decision. I've grown up bleeding blue and I currently live in Lexington, and seeing all of the negativity towards Jodie just sums up how pathetic some Kentucky fans can be. Look people, we barely beat Creighton in the NIT Tournament last year. Be grateful for Patterson's return and the incredible recruiting class that will murder "Little Brother" next year. Get your head out of the clouds and quit expecting a championship right away. Could we win it? Definitely, but, let's just be happy with turning the program around rather than setting our short-term goals too high. I can't stand the ignorant, redneck fans with no basketball IQ that continuously make UK fans look bad to the rest of the nation. Let Jodie fulfill his dream and move on to "make that paper boo boo". Who are we to criticize Jodie's decision? A lot of people doubt his NBA chances, hell, I'm one of them. To me, his play is sloppy, he can't create his own shot and it pains me to watch him dribble. But, I'm as much of an NBA scout as I am an indie porn star (we can always dream). I do realize that if he ever wants to make it in the league this is the year to go. Next year's draft class will be absolutely loaded while this year's is the worst since 2000. So, I wish Jodie the best and I'm very thankful for his three years at UK. I ruined a good pair of boxers watching the Tennessee game and for that performance alone I'll always be supportive. Now go out there and make us proud. Just try to be a little more Kelenna Azubuike and a little less Randolph Morris (unless you come back). Go Cats.
Monday Soccer Post Numero Dos
This afternoon, I took a break from not having a job to watch this Confederations Cup showdown and I must say, at halftime I was smelling upset. Then, the U.S. showed us what we already knew - we're never going to compete in international play. But, that won't stop me from running around the block with a flag wrapped around my naked body while setting my neighbors' cars on fire during the World Cup next year. Oh, and that red card early in the match was garbage.
Will We See Shaq In Cleveland?
It is starting to look like a possibility. Rumors are floating around that the Cleveland Cavaliers are trying to deal Ben Wallace and Sasha Pavlovic to Phoenix for the Big Shaqtus. This could be the move that keeps Lebron happy and in Cleveland for 2010 and it would free up a lot of cap space for the Phoenix Suns. If the trade does go down, you'd have to think that Cleveland would be the early favorite to win it all next year. But, is this the right thing for Lebron James' legacy? Did we not just watch Kobe Bryant spend 7 years of his career trying to prove that he is capable of winning one without Shaquille O'Neal? Lebron definitely needs help to get his ring but wouldn't it just fire up the same debate if he won it with Shaq? And how old is Shaq now? He doesn't have a whole lot left in the tank. The Cavaliers would ultimately be hurting themselves in the long run by trying to focusing on winning one immediately. If they don't win it next year with Shaq it may never happen. Why not go after a younger, healthy big man that will contribute next year and into the future? And why do I keep asking questions? I don't know why I am talking like this?
Hey Shaq, Tell Me How My Ass Tastes
Kobe Bryant finally got his title as he put up 30 points in Game 5 to knock off the Orlando "We Should Be Banned From Ever Returning To The NBA Finals" Magic. There is no doubt that Kobe was the star of the Finals but the play of Pau Gasol, Trevor Ariza, and Lamar Odom cannot be praised enough. It certainly didn't hurt that the Orlando Magic handed them Game 4 and was a goaltending call away from winning Game 2. The championship is like Phil Jackson's 42nd title and like the 71st or 63rd for the Lakers organization. Phil surpasses Red Auerbach with the most titles in NBA history and I am not impressed at all. I'm pretty sure that the Lakers could've replaced the Zen Master with a blowup doll and still won this series. Hell, the Bulls could've thrown a blowup doll on the end of the bench for a whole decade and still won 6 titles as long as Dennis Rodman didn't try to screw it. I guess what I'm getting at is Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan are really good players. Has Kobe caught up with MJ yet? No way, but that Jordanesque shot in Game 5 was eerily similar. Congrats Kobe. Go celebrate... with your wife.
Kobe Doin' Work (On The Side)
Kobe Bryant probably has a lot on his mind these days considering he is on the verge of 
(The one on the left. Not the goat-looking one)
[TheBigLead] via [Bossip]
"Phil Is Your Father"
I must say that I don't see the resemblance but good song nonetheless. I was thinking Pau Gasol was more Geico caveman than Phil Jackson.
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Hey Dwight, Those Don't Count When The Game Is On The Line
Yeah, yeah, nice shot but in my opinion this video only hurts Dwight Howard. Maybe I'm thinking too deep here but ummm... what's going in Magic practices? You've hit about 30 pre-game halfcourt shots this year, yet you are only 60% from the free throw line on the season. How about a little less time jacking up underhanded tosses and scoot up to that stripe 15 feet from the rim. I'm sure Magic fans would much rather see you hit shots from there. If only they gave out rings for hitting 50 footers. Unfortunately for you, Game 4 came down to the basics. Tell him Kige...
Take It. Please. Seriously, We Don't Want It.
I am watching the NBA Finals as a fan of basketball rather than a fan of either side. My lean is with Orlando but I have no real emotional ties. However, that game made me sick to my stomach. What an awful performance down the stretch. I was already writing a new post on how clutch Hedo Turkoglu has been in the playoffs and then Orlando just completely collapsed in the final minute. Dwight, I know you're not a good free throw shooter but you can't hit 1 of 2 to win an NBA Finals game? Jameer, GUARD! THE! THREE! Oh, and nice play after two timeouts in a tie game with four seconds left. The whole world knew it was over once OT started. Orlando, you just showed everyone that, although you won the games to get there, you still don't deserve to be there. Up three, with the ball, 28 seconds left. How do you mess that up?Kobe, I still don't like you. You have got to quit crying if you want respect. Bring on the WNBA...
My Postgame Question For Dwight Howard
"Dwight, that was one of the biggest choke jobs at the foul line that I've ever seen." I have no question.
The Late Show: Steve Nash At Game 3 Of The NBA Finals
Steve Nash seems like a pretty funny guy in this video. I liked the "you've always been so gentle to me" comment to Robert Horry.
Vince, You're F'n Crazy. I Say That With Love
Anyone interested in a mediocre, suicidal quarterback? Vince Young claims that he is ready to be a starter in the NFL and in this interview he is not afraid to let the Tennessee Titans know that he'll pack up his things (Patron, interceptions, handguns) and high-tail it elsewhere if he is the backup. As a die hard Titans fan, no one was more excited than me when Tennessee took Vince with the third pick in the 2006 Draft (I thank God every day that we passed on Leinart). At the same time, no one has been more disappointed in his play and childish attitude. Last year, as Vince sat at the end of the pine, I found new athlete love in Kerry Collins' slow feet, rocket arm, grey beard and beer breath. But, as Kerry swept me off my feet in 2008 as visions of Super Bowls danced in my head, Vince is like the ex-girlfriend that you just can't let go of. It is no secret that the Titans will go 16-0 next year but the Vince Young saga could last all season. Has he matured? Has he improved? What team would want him? Who knows, but I'm willing to give him a second chance if Kerry gets too drunk and oversleeps the Texans game. Tough it out VY, your time will come and hopefully it will come in Nashville.
Video Game Cover Showdown
Could the NBA Champion have an effect on next year's video game sales? The covers for next year's NBA video games have been released and they both feature superstars from the NBA Finals. EA's NBA Live 10 features the Magic's Dwight Howard while rival 2KSports' NBA2k10 features the Laker's Kobe Bryant. Personally, I'm going to stick to NBA Jam.
"I'm-a Pay-Ya A Hundred Bucks. Woo."
Manchester United has accepted a $131 million transfer fee from Real Madrid for Cristiano Ronaldo. This is just days after Real Madrid paid a record breaking $92 million to AC Milan for Brazilian star Kaka. For those of you scoring at home, Real Madrid has dished out $223 million for the rights to two people. I just threw up. This does not include the players' salaries. A transfer fee is just the amount that one club pays another that enables a player to switch teams. Wow. If anyone needs me, I'm on my way to buy a soccer ball. I'll be in the backyard.
Rex Ryan vs. Channing Crowder
I guess it's never too early to start the trash talking but c'mon guys - the Patriots are going to destroy both of you.
Prison Break: NBA Officals Edition
It looks like Tim Donaghy and the mob were on opposite sides of the point spread. A press release says that while in the slammer he nearly had his legs broken by New York mobsters. It has only been two months into his prison sentence and Donaghy is already being released for surgeries and recovery. X-rays are pending but I bet that his limp isn't just from leg problems.
Rafer Alston Needs To Bring His "Fun" Tonight
I don't know if there is a Dave and Buster's in Orlando but if there is, Rafer Alston needs to stop by before Game 4 and bring his "fun" out. For the Magic to win tonight, we're going to need to see a lot more Skip To My Lou and a little less Rafer. Even Kobe Bryant appreciates Skip's greatness - rumor has it that he hugged Alston and congratulated him on a big Game 3 as the two passed in the hallways of O-Arena on Wednesday.
Bengals WR Chris Henry On ESPN First Take: 3 Dead, 6 Wounded, Sage Steele Pregnant
I just saw Chris Henry on ESPN's First Take and I must say, the man is very Warrant Issued For Chris Henry's Arrest [WCPO.com]
New charges against troubled wide receiver [ESPN.com]
Chris Henry Arrested [WBOY.com]
Chris Henry Arrested Again [WOWKtv.com]
Arrest warrant is issued for Bengals receiver Henry [The Columbus Dispatch]
Baby Shoved Down a Garbage Chute [AssociatedContent.com]
Man kills woman at Korean retreat center [CathNewsUSA.com]
Man arrested for 1000th time [WKYT.com]
Nirvana Follows In Lil Wayne's Footsteps
Kobe Bryant's legacy is crossing over into the music industry as many musicians are singing his praise. First came Lil Wayne's "Kobe Bryant" just in time for the NBA Finals. Now, it appears that Nirvana has magically reunited to pay tribute to the Black Mamba. I got the 2pac/Makaveli chills as I stumbled across this song in my morning YouTube safari. One would think that this is an old song, and if it is, it was way ahead of its time. Who knew that Cobain was a Laker fan? I'm beginning to think my dislike for the Lakers is getting out of hand. This should be the last jab I throw at Kobe. But, no promises...
Carson Pitches. Chad Catches.
What does Chad Johnson have to say about his relationship with Carson Palmer?"We're like Brokeback Mountain. I'm going to be with Carson so much in July that I'm going to be the nanny (for his new twins)."
My Thoughts And Opinions On The 2009 MLB Draft
I have no thoughts or opinions on the 2009 MLB Draft. In fact, I could not care any less. Just wake me up when Kige Ramsey gets selected.
Orlando Skips To The W
What a BIG win for Orlando in Game 3. Rafer Alston had a great game, as did Mikael Pietrus, Rashard Lewis, Hedo... hell, it was just a great performance all around as the Magic shot an NBA Finals record 62% from the field. It kinda makes you wonder how they won by only 4 points. It certainly didn't help that Joey Crawford caught a case of blowthewhistleforthesuperstaritus late in the game. Luckily, Kobe had an uncharacteristic night at the foul line (5-10). Hey, I wonder if Joey Crawford fondles the balls when he tries to blow a game?
Tim Floyd Is Taking His Cash And Escalades Elsewhere
"Just take it. It's cool. Pete Carroll does it all the time."
Tim Floyd officially resigned as head basketball coach at USC today claiming that he no longer has full enthusiasm in the job. And by that he means, oh shit, I probably should've been a little sneakier when paying my recruit(s).
Floyd resigns as USC coach [ESPN.com]
Game 3 Featuring Kobe's O-Face
Many people forget how versatile Kobe is. He can shoot, pass, defend, and is even capable of rape. Yeah, I said it. His new "scowl" has unconsensual written all over it. Now that I got that out of the way- I have no predictions for tonight's game. I went 2-0 in Game 2 and don't want to ruin a good thing when I really don't have a lean. Either team is capable of winning this one. I'd like to think that the Magic will come out and get one at home but who knows which Magic team will show up.Too far on the rape joke? Probably so. Maybe that was a cheap shot on Kobe's past but it's a slow news day and I'm already tired of hearing about the "scowl." Let's put it in the "Quit Driving It In The Ground Box" with the Nike puppets and Brett Favre's shoulder.
YouTube: The New NFL Combine
What makes a good NFL wide receiver? Size, hands, speed, route running, blocking, and according to the Washington Redskins - the ability to jump into the bed of a truck while wearing slippers. The Skins have signed rookie WR Keith Eloi out of the University of Nebraska-Omaha thanks to his viral video.I must say that I am pretty impressed but I doubt that Asante Samuel is shaking in his jock. Good luck with that Washington.
"Skins WR Eloi Has Power Of Levitation" [Mr. Irrelevant]
Twittergate Part 2: The Dennis Scott Misunderstanding
It hasn't even been 24 hours since The Horace Grant Halftime Report Twitter debut and I keep finding myself in interesting situations. Last night, it was the 3 a.m. conversation with Chad Johnson. Today, it was a private message from ex-Orlando Magic sharpshooter Dennis Scott. Apparently, Dennis mistook me for his former teammate Horace Grant. I don't know how this is even possible. I mean, my username is @HoraceGrant. How is that confusing?
Anyway, Dennis sends me (or to him, Horace Grant) this message telling me to call in to 790TheZone in the ATL. So, I did what anyone else would do. I picked up the phone. A younger guy answered to screen the calls as Dennis was on the air and I told him that I am calling from The Horace Grant Halftime Report to discuss the NBA Finals at Dennis Scott's request. The man puts me on hold for a few minutes and later comes back and asks if I am with ESPN. So, I did what anyone else would do. "Of course I am." The man assures me that I will be on the air after the commercial break. During this time, it is brought to my attention that I do not sound like Horace Grant. How could this be? I am a 23 year old, caucasian male from Western Kentucky. I should sound exactly like 45 year-old, NBA legend Horace Grant. But I do not put up an argument and admit to Dennis that I was only calling in to embarass him (and his mistake) on the air and plug my website. Dennis gave me a very polite "take care" and now he refuses to answer my messages and phone calls. Where's the love 3Deezy? Nick Anderson and Scott Skiles would've taken me to lunch. Asshole.
Goaltending? You Be The Judge
Rule No. 11 - Basket Interference - Goaltending |
So what do you think? I hate the Lakers so I think it's goaltending and Pau Gasol should be deported. On the other hand, c'mon Courtney. You gotta make that. Make Western Kentucky proud.
Chad Johnson: "We got this shit... I'm a Mexican now"
The Horace Grant Halftime Report Twitter account was merely thirty minutes old before Chad "Ocho Cinco" Johnson dropped in with his 'fruit and mariache hat' to defend Marvin Lewis and make a bold prediction for the upcoming season. Here is an excerpt from the conversation between the most entertaining man in the NFL and the 721st best sports blogger on the net.
(Photoshopped for an easier read)
Marvin Lewis Builds Hope And Crushes Dreams
Cincinnati Bengals head coach Marvin Lewis sent a pre-recorded phone call to 20,000 Cincinnati area elementary school students inviting them to Paul Brown Stadium for an exclusive meet and greet with the Bengals. Unfortunately, 17,500 of them weren't actually invited.
Is Anyone Surprised?
Same news, different Sunday. Tiger overcomes adversity while wearing a red shirt to win a record fourth Memorial title. Tiger's so called "slump" looks like it's ending just in time for the Open. This Nike commercial says it all...
Game 2 Predictions
Orlando Magic (+6.5) I like them to win but taking the points is the safe bet. I foresee a close game but we all know Kobe and his new "snarl" could easily win it for the Lakers. Just take the 6.5 and thank me later
Under (202.5) Why? Because I said so, dammit. Just do it and as always, thank me later.
Suck It Borel
Kent Desormeaux on Summer Bird takes down Calvin Borel's dreams of accomplishing the first ever fake, completely bullshit excuse of a Triple Crown at the Belmont. Borel was on pace to become the first jockey to ever make up his own definition for the Triple Crown. However, Hall of Famer Jockey Desormeaux had other plans as he rode the 11-1 Summer Bird past Borel's Mine That Bird down the stretch. In other news, Bob Costas was quoted as saying, 'if I have to say the word "Bird" one more time today, or if I even hear it being said around me, I will punch Tom Hammond in the dick."
Lil Wayne Is The Kobe Bryant Of Rape Rap
If Lil Wayne is the Kobe Bryant of rap, I would consider myself the Chris Kaman of Lil Wayne fans. I have over 500 Lil Wayne .mp3s on my computer to back my fanhood. Some may even consider it a man crush. Anyway, normally I wouldn't endorse anything Kobe Bryant but Weezy kills this one. Too bad it's about Kobe. Enjoy it as much as you can without becoming a Lakers fan... "I drops 40 on ya double team. Then I dropped 81 on another team."
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